The Misadventures of Dick Grewcock — Cynthia Arsuaga

Dick Grewcock is a computer geek wanting more out of life. Yearning for a girlfriend, he takes steps to make his dream come true. Vampires are handsome, powerful, and have women falling over them -- everything he's not. Becoming one wasn't an easy task and he had to find an real vampire willing to turn him. Christmas Eve, he begins an impossible mission for his boss. Before he starts, a cute spitfire woman just as geeky as him walks into Vampires ‘R Us and life changes. He could have everything he wanted -- a pretty girlfriend and a great job -- if he could just convince her. Noelle St. Nicholas is on a mission to save her home and won't take no for an answer. The only one who can help her is Dick, the nerd staring at her and looking really weird. Follow the adventures of Dick Grewcock to find true love without losing his humanity.