One cool-as-ice veteran playerOne smoking hot rising starAnd little old me in the middleAll wrapped up in an all-star ménage a trois I've been sent to write a piece on two NHL starsJoel Palmer and Dante DrakeOn the ice they're too hot to handle.In the locker room they can't stand each other.And now it's my job to get to the bottom of it all.The rivals might have already dropped the glovesBut I'll give them something to bond over.I may be just a simple reporter, but I'm about to go all-in.Tonight, I'm down to puck.