My name is Zack Adderack, and I'm a screw-up, but I can change, if I have to, I guess. But first, I need to shoot a bear. We -- my brother, Rory, and I -- have declared war on the trebuchet-loving freaks holed up across the river. The other neighbors, for some reason, despise us -- but their feelings pale in comparison to what a crazy old hunting guide up in the mountains feels for us ‘lowlanders'. That dangerous recluse is harboring secrets, as well as a beautiful daughter. Frances. She's gorgeous, sexy, wild, and even a little mean. It's been a madhouse ever since Rory and I dragged her home. Not to put too fine a point on it, but I want her with the fire of a thousand suns. But, winning her over isn't as simple as it sounds. The wildlife's encroaching, Rory's jealous, and Ed -- poor guy -- is facing imminent matrimony. As if all that weren't enough, this airplane we're in might be stolen, my parents are dropping in for a visit, and my sister just chambered another round. Welcome to the wilderness of Alaska, home of romantic action-adventure comedy somewhere between Mad Max and Romancing the Stone, but hotter. P.S. You really should read Book 1 or 2 of this series first, before jumping in the deep end.