Torpedo — Marteeka Karland

Ambrosia -- When I went to the penthouse, I was expecting a playboy. I wasn't even surprised when the playboy in question answered the door stark naked. The gun surprised me, but, hey. I just roll with it because it's a job. Given my present circumstances, work is hard to come by. My crazy ex, Tyler, got put in prison, and his equally crazy father, Richmond, decided it was my fault. He's managed to get me fired from every job and kicked out of every apartment I've landed since. What I need is a hero. Unfortunately, those are in short supply. Until I catch the attention of a crazy, naked man wielding a gun. Sensing a theme here?Torpedo -- After more than a month on the roof of the world, I'm ready for some sunshine. The last thing I need or expect is another woman vying for my attention. The cute little thing who has the job of being my personal butler while I'm on vacation changes all that. She's professional and courteous, never coming on to me like most women do. Lord knows I gave her reason to, answering the door naked as the day I was born. She runs fast enough when I inform her I was in the middle of a self-pleasuring session, though. Can you see my smirk? Unfortunately, she doesn't need a naked man in her life. She needs a hero. One to slay her demons. Fortunately for her, that man is me.