To create ROBIN ANDERSON'S perfect pot-pourri of mischief, murder, mystery, the macabre and more take one kilt, one Zhivago, a Siamese cat, a taxi, a cough, a pencil, a portrait, a mouse trap, a wannabe chef, cobblestones, a rattan screen, dentures and a sprinkling of nursery rhymes; blend well and indulge yourself with the THIRTEEN aphrodisiacal flavours!