(15,000 words, female point of view. Adults only)
Broke, stuck in a dead-end job and uncomfortable with her curvy body, New York waitress Holly thinks life can't get any worse…until she accidentally whacks a customer with a tray, breaking his nose.
But the customer, now unable to speak, is the personal translator of drop-dead gorgeous Erard, a billionaire French Count who speaks no English. When he discovers that Holly is fluent in French, he takes her with him as his interpreter.
Thrown into a world of luxury and wealth, Holly learns that her new boss finds her curves delicious. But will he be able to convince her she's perfect the way she is? And can she accept his brand of hedonistic, carefree lovemaking: no inhibitions, no fears…no condoms?