Skankabel — M.J. Nightingale

SkankInk - The affordable, black-and-white anti-fairytale for grown-ups who love their bedtime stories with a filthy grin and a glass of gin.Once upon a meltdown...There was a fairy with a face like thunder and wings that reeked of bin juice.Her name? SKANKABEL.(One word. And you know it ain't Disney.)Banished from Fairyland for smelling like a skunk, she's done with sparkles, snobs, and scent-shaming.Now armed with a stink-soaked mission - and a molar-thieving crone named Teena - she's out to prove that confidence smells better than conformity.No glass slippers.No Prince Charming.Just grit, glamour, and a grudge to settle.A filthy, funny fairy tale for grown-ups who've outgrown happy endings - but not maniacal cackles.Gift it to yourself - or some poor sod who needs a bloody good laugh.⚠️ WARNING: Contains profanity, pigeon trauma, and absolutely no morals.NOT FOR CHILDREN. Or anyone who clutches pearls at the word moist.SkankInk - A Monochrome Misfit of the SkankaverseYour backstage pass to Skankabel's twisted fairyland - stripped of colour but dripping in attitude.This is the punk, no-gloss version: perfect for your battered tote bag, your mate's birthday you nearly forgot, or your secret stash under the bed when the Collector's Edition is just a bit too pretty for your grubby fingers.