Skankabel — M.J. Nightingale

Once upon a tantrum...There was a fairy with a face like thunder and wings that reeked of bin juice.Her name? SKANKABEL. (One word, and you know it ain't Disney.)Banished from Fairyland for smelling off, she's done with sparkles, snobs, and scent-shaming.Now armed with a stink-soaked mission - and a molar-thieving crone named Teena - she's out to prove that confidence smells better than conformity.No glass slippers.No Prince Charming.Just grit, glamour, and a grudge to settle.A filthy, funny fairy tale for grownups who've outgrown happy endings - but not revenge.WARNING: Contains profanity, pigeon trauma, and absolutely no morals.NOT FOR CHILDREN. Or anyone who clutches pearls at the word moist.This Skankadelic edition is packed with bonus filth: Diary entries, perfume ads, labels, and extra artwork.Because some stories deserve the deluxe treatment...