Shelby the Wonder Sheep — Stephanie Burke

Shelby is a heroine like no other. Sure, her main power is shifting into a pony-sized sheep, but this descendent of Pan is no one to mess around with. She's determined to stop crime in its tracks and, with her sidekick boyfriend, the black, redheaded Scotsman Arthur, nothing will stand in her way.

William is not a bad man. He only wants what everyone wants -- peace and justice for his minions. He wants to live his life to its fullest, and if some people need to be taught a lesson, then they'll be better off for it in the long run. But even he had no idea that a chance meeting in West Virginia would wind up altering his heart and his life, leaving him to choose between his heart and his ideals.

An arch villain, minions, and a romance for the ages. She's the other, other, other white meat.