Romance novels are great! Who doesn't love a happy ending, right? But for a handful of us out there (not naming any names), we remain cynical about love. We've grown bored with the fairy tales, the drama, the alien lovers, the shape-shifters who may or may not be your neighbor's kid's dog. Hell, we've even managed to be bored with BDSM. *Yawn. If you're a snarky skeptic with a short attention span, then this book's for you. Three short novellas that take place in various parts of the world, throughout various periods in time from ancient Egypt to modern day Philadelphia. We've got your kings, your queens, your mistresses who don't know what the hell they want. We've got your politics, your murderers and your grand theft of items no one even knew were worth anything. We've got your interracial romance, your BBW, your LGBT. We've even got your casual stranger sex, amnesia, mistaken identity, and of course, really good mangoes.