Secrets and Bow Ties — Lou Harper

Who said nerdy can't be sexy?

Self-confessed gold digger Dylan Price is cooling his heels as a waiter at a trendy West Hollywood restaurant, waiting for the sugar daddy of his dreams to walk through the doors. Someone rich, sophisticated. Preferably old. Bookish Simon Wainwright couldn't be further from Dylan's ideal. Aside from his terrible fashion sense, Simon suffers from a glaring lack of a Beverly Hills mansion. And he's barely over thirty! Dylan, however, isn't made of stone. Coincidence, an obscene candle, even Simon's dorky cardigan compel him to give the shy academic a very special birthday gift, which Dylan files away as a one-night stand. But when Dylan's quest lands him in hot water, he runs to Simon to hide. The two take off for Las Vegas, where Dylan takes upon himself to give Simon a complete makeover. For reasons he can't comprehend, Dylan begins to reevaluate his life -- and what he holds most dear. But with danger not far behind, he might be too late.

Warning: Contains a nightclub where the staff is as hot as the food, a waiter with a smart mouth (in more ways than one), a nerdy college professor, Vegas "boylesque" shows, and lots of smexy times.