Sauced — Jacey Conrad; Gia Corona

Tessa thought her day had hit rock bottom when she came home to find her best friend riding her boyfriend like a bronco in the skank rodeo. And then she arrived for her shift at Facile to find that she would be waiting tables in the same section as gorgeous, conceited Colt.

Colt, who considered himself God's gift to the sighted. Colt, who honestly seemed to think that diners came to Facile for him and not the delicious food. Colt, who seemed to be under the impression that just because the managing partners took special "breaks" to spend private time with ladies who visited Facile, he was allowed to do the same.

Tessa really hated Colt. But the vodka she was sneaking throughout her shift was making him a lot more tolerable. Nothing cleanses the soul of the broken-hearted like a little drunken hate sex with a man who is as pretty as he is unlikely to call.