Quality Control — Vanessa Cardui

Mind control? said Kita.Just gross motor functions! said Terra. And we're not even sure it's going to do that, which is why we need a test.Kita can’t afford a flat on her own, and Terra and Gerana aren’t bad roommates. But there are disadvantages to living with a mad scientist and a mad entrepreneur. Like finding undead frogs in her shoes. Or when they want her help testing their latest product, and their latest product is a mind-control collar. Or when it turns out that Gerana has clearly spent a lot of time thinking about what she’d do to Kita with a mind-control collar. Or when it turns out that Kita really likes it . . .