Paperboy — Geoffrey Knight

Welcome to Perfection, California. The year is 1961. The picket fences are white, the lawns are green, and the sprinklers are shiny and new. But they're not the only things spurting high into the summer air.

Because behind every closed door in Perfection, there's a perfect ass, including that of Clark, Perfection's 18-year-old paperboy, who on his last day in town before leaving on a Greyhound bus for Harvard, delivers more than just the news --

-- thanks to the help of the town's dashing, silver-haired dentist and his retractors --

-- followed by the town's handsome Chief of Police, his Deputy and a pair of handcuffs --

-- followed by the burly, bear-hugging owner of the local hardware store who, with the help of Clark and a few other close buddies, gets to test out that new swinging contraption in his workshop.

Yes, this paperboy is destined to leave Perfection... with a smile on his perfect face.