Kinky Secrets of Alice's Christmas Special — Melinda Duchamp

MORE THAN GOOD CHEER WILL BE SPREAD...When Alice started a consulting business using kinky sex in corporate teambuilding, she never expected her first client to be... Santa Claus!Santa's three very hot (and sexually deviant) vice presidents cannot agree on how to manage Santa's Workshop and production has ceased.Can Alice use her special set of carnal skills to save Christmas?Or will all of her outrageous, filthy, explicit boinking give the Jolly Old Elf a heart attack?KINKY SECRETS OF ALICE'S CHRISTMAS SPECIAL by Melinda DuChampSanta Claus is Coming...WHAT READERS ARE SAYING:This is how I like my smut; raunchy, funny, and with heart! - A reader who likes smut that is raunchy, funny, and with heartI didn't know this book was so kinky. - A woman who didn't read the titleAre these the comments for that new superhero movie? - A very confused manI felt dirty and ashamed after reading this. Especially the third time. - A dirty and ashamed readerI bet Melinda DuChamp is writing these quotes herself. - Melinda DuChampMelinda DuChamp for President! - A reader who doesn't know Melinda DuChamp is the pen name for Ann Voss Peterson and Joe KonrathI smell burnt toast. - A reader having a strokeOH YES! - A reader having a different kind of strokeDo not go where the path may lead, go instead where there is no path and leave a trail. - Ralph Waldo EmersonEmerson sucks. - Henry David ThoreauSo what are you waiting for? You must read this book right now!