In the End — S.L. Carpenter

Uranus needs women! When a genetic accident results in too many males on Uranus, the queen desperately searches the galaxy for a solution. On Earth, two of the bravest scouts locate a potential answer to Uranus' problems -- the lovely Rene. Jobless and at loose ends, Rene isn't about to turn down two gorgeous guys. She has nothing better to do than have an adventure. She'll even go along with their little joke. Aliens, indeed. Yeah right. Under different circumstances, she'd never agree to go with them. But one of them was making her thighs sweat and the other offers to give her a complete wardrobe makeover. Tommy and Jared were going to be a fun distraction for Rene. A little light in her rather shadowed life. Until they all end up crammed into an ATM machine…dissolving into particles of energy. Can sex save Uranus? Or can Uranus save its sex? With Tommy and Jared on either side of her, Rene doesn't really care. It's a wild galactic ride for all three of them, and things don't work out as expected…We'll all find out in the end. Note: This is strictly a tongue-in-cheek story.