Cassidy Kerrigan has reluctantly left her computer to assume the role of host for a brand new prime-time monster hunt called Wild Things. Relying heavily on her hunky guide/cameraman/vampire lover, Andrei Dinu, she climbs Mount Ruapehu, one of the world's most active volcanoes, in search of Vulcan, Roman god of fire. Though lame and grotesque, Vulcan has a way with women. Can Andrei protect her from the wily god's snare?