Home for the Holidays — Kris Ripper

There is no possible way Rory's going to survive the holidays. Parents. Kids. The holiday season. Make that: estranged, haven't-seen-them-in-twelve-years parents. And a three month old. Rory has the family he always wanted and never dreamed he'd get: his husband Geo is both his best friend and his rock. Their daughter is definitely the smartest, most amazing infant on earth. It's Thanksgiving, and Rory's got a whole lot to be thankful for. Inviting his parents out for a holiday reunion seemed like a good idea at the time. The reality is driving Rory to find hiding places all over the house. His dad hardly speaks, his mom keeps shooting weird looks at Geo, and their huge extended chosen family is bouncing off the walls. The only thing keeping Rory tied to the moment is Geo. Well. Geo and the ball gag in his pocket.