ET TUTU, BRUTE? — Robin Anderson

Who is considered the greatest male ballet dancer since Vaslav Nijinsky? Korean dancer Myung Pak or Ukrainian dancer Ivan Gischenko? Who is considered to be the new Pavlova? British ballerina Bettina Bellité or the uber-mysterious Swanhilde?Who is considered the most cunning of men since Machiavelli? Russian oligarch Abagor Yeltsin, Korean Kwan Nam or Yong-Sun Mok, leader of Seoul's notorious Rat Snake Gang?But the question to end all questions: what outrageous events occur when all cross paths or - more accurately - swords with each other?Expect endless grand jetés, devious doings, murder, mayhem and more in this rollicking rollercoaster ride of tears, tantrums and wicked laughs as dashing hero Dick Turpin and the ravishing Rupert Anstruther endeavour to turn the ensuing mountains back into molehills. Even the endlessly toiling sulky Sisyphus and his tiresome boulder couldn't help but be impressed.