Helen has a serious case of p-envy. She wants what men have, wants to enjoy herself the way they do. And now...now she just can't stop obsessing about the cute gay couple in the block next to hers. They leave their bedroom curtains open for goodness sake! Luckily she gets herself invited round to play, and of course she takes her favourite toy. A big new toy that just might give her the fantasy she craves. But will they be shocked or indulge her? And will it feel as good as she imagines?