Dude, Your Fangs Are Huge, is the story of a woman who meets someone new, and they hit it off â€" until she hears something in the kitchen that evening and sees a large animal eating their leftover steaks. After calling 911 and the animal disappears, she finds her new boyfriend has an additional bonus when he doesn't balk at going shopping in the mall, but a little while later, she finds out what he's really like.