By The Numbers — Marteeka Karland

Zoe's asshole bosses have progressed from merely insensitive to complete bastards, and she's not taking it anymore. Time for a vacation, before she kills one or the other of them. She turns to Executive Decisions, an escort service guaranteeing discreet escorts for the professional woman.

Sebastian and Dorian have been with Executive Decisions for many years. Not only do they have a steady supply of women eagerly awaiting sex with no strings, but they can indulge their more exotic tastes, some of which would curl the hair on the pretty head of their office manager, Zoe Carter. That doesn't stop them from longing to have her for themselves. Only their desire to shield her from the sometimes violent and terrifying reality of their lives as vampires curbs their appetites.

They've managed to hang on to her for ten years, but after Dorian's last temper tantrum Sebastian, the psychic vampire, senses her hurt, anger, and her resolve to leave them. Permanently. Dorian, the blood vampire, feels like an ass for lashing out at her, but it's for her own good. She'll be much better off without them.

Too bad a certain nature sprite has other plans for all of them.