Bananaz — Dee Dawning

BLURB
Joel is a lucky man. One afternoon after an exhausting day of work, he decides to take a nap on the couch. But his rest is interrupted by giggling and frivolity emanating from the kitchen. More curious than tired, he steals to the kitchen and peeking around the corner, spies his gorgeous girlfriend, Teri and three equally beautiful ladies, all in skimpy bikinis. And guess what they were doing?

Bananaz, is a fast clever read, combining the sexy aspects of erotica with humor. Bananaz is as whimsical and zany as it's name implies, yet, oh, so sexy

WARNING: There are extreme sexual situations in this book.

EXCERPT
The Afro beauty standing almost directly opposite me, locked eyes and smiled. What a fantastic smile she displayed, with perfect pearly white teeth contrasting her medium brown skin. As her playful, warm brown eyes fixed on mine, she pursed her lips to toss me a kiss, then lifted up a yellow object and inserted it into her mouth. It was a banana. Still watching me with mischievous glee in her bright eyes, she sexually moved it in and out, while stroking the remainder of the banana with her other hand.

Feeling my own personal banana stirring, I noticed the other girls were also holding bananas. The redhead noticing what black beauty was doing followed her eyes to me. Throwing a hand up over her mouth she couldn't stifle the laugh escaping though her coral painted lips. Next, the black-haired girl noticed me, and smiled broadly. Joel, the voyeur, had been discovered.

Teri spun around with a banana halfway down her throat and started choking when she saw me.

Blushing and sniggering, she jerked the banana out of her mouth and taking my hand dragged me into the kitchen, falling into my arms.

“Hi sweetheart, it looks like you caught us being wicked,” She admitted, still blushing.

“Wicked, it looks more like you're starving.” I took the banana from her hand and examined it. “What's going on?”

Teri batted those baby blues. “Joel, honey. These are my friends, Lisa, Shelly and Gloria. They work with me.” The redhead, Shelly nodded. Hispanic Lisa, lifted up her hand and waved, but the African American, Gloria, the feistiest of the trio, pointed at the banana in her mouth, then after moving it in and out a few seconds, pointed at me and winked. I nodded as my pocket rocket grew another inch. Teri went on, but my gaze remained on Gloria. “This is so embarrassing. We were sunning by the pool and somehow the subject of blow jobs came up.”

“I think it was Gloria.” Interrupted Shelly, whose eyes grew wider at Gloria's banana sucking exploits.

Gloria winked again.

“Then the subject evolved to doing deep-throat, so we came up here to see if we could do it.” Teri noticed Gloria's exhibition. “Gloria, could you cool it for a moment?”

Gloria slowly took the banana out of her mouth. Eying my somewhat bulging crotch, she licked her lips and said, “Pleased to eat you, Joel. Grrrr.”

Clearly shocked, Shelly turned to Gloria. “Glory this is Teri's boyfriend.”

Grinning at her naughty remark, Gloria planted her fist upon her extended left hip while pointing the banana in her other hand at Teri's dreamboat. “Hey girl, don't I know it. Look at him. Check out his dark curly hair and friendly smile. Doesn't that just make you wanna plant a happy-face on him?”

Smacking her lips, and giving Gloria a high five, Lisa added. “You're there, Glory. He surely is a hunk. Look at those beautiful blues and check those muscles. What are you, baby, Six foot three, maybe two-twenty?”

“Six-two, two-ten and he belongs to me” Teri locked arms around me, reinforcing her claim.

Gloria chided Teri, “Girl, why you sucking on bananas when the top banana is at your fingertips. C'mon, girl, show us how you do it.”