Set in The Bramptons, a wealthy suburb of the North Pole, this campy and satirical Christmas novella tells the story of the reading of the will of Lady Konstantina Kringle, Kris Kringle's half sister. Convinced that she is dying from eating too many chocolate-covered cherries, Lady Kringle decides to announce the beneficiaries in her will before she dies. During the gathering of her heirs, Lady Konstantina and the primary beneficiary are murdered, leading to a holiday murder mystery that will determine which of her strange relatives will inherit her 45% ownership of Christmas.